aardvarks like dick
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im making lohac on survivalcraft but all i have so far is a small pile of lava
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she is a small person with a big heart. a midget with a really weird birth defect. hallmark cards are getting a bit too literal these days
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knock knock joke
knock into
several
she was z there
my dicks
my duck who
musicians
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*picks up a pair of sunglasses* great. thats great. now im stuck with these piece of shit sunglasses and i dont have a fucking family. nice. *walks away*
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line up. headcount time. ok, looks like some of you have one head but others have two. that’s pretty concerning. sorry about your heads.
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i think my favorite thing about girls is their hair, and how when you run your hand through a girl’s hair, it transforms into several small blades and she grows seven feet taller and begins letting out demonic screeches.
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i hate my parents because they didnt get me an iphone for christmas and also because when theyre around i cant have sex with underage girls
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this shirt is way too big and i look like a heroin addict, like not even someone who you think might be a heroin addict and probably isn’t. just a straight up heroin addict
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there’s a porn site for that
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Hello!! This is Promise here! Jeremy broke his computer again so I’m here to tell you he will not be back until Tuesday or Wednesday and he would love it if you guys would add him on his facebook account. Please be patient until then!
Whatever. I’m Jeremy’s best headmate.
